I don't know how to word this. I'm sorry, I normally read words. Some of you probably already know. Oliver's brother Edgar, Edgar's wife, their children, and Oliver's parents were killed by Death Eaters. It doesn't make sense, because they were purists, but there was a Dark Mark. I don't know what else to say. I should've done this by Fl

Darling, I'm concerned about your workplace. Your work colleague might be secret lovers with someone arrested for being a Death Eater?

That plant in the living room smells awful.

Thank you so much for lending Fibula. For the past few weeks, she has really felt like family. I hope we didn't exhaust her from making us all this food the past two days.

Do you like how we tied a handkerchief on her head?

So speaking of creatures people want to keep their children away from...

My niece wrote to me asking for dating advice. Should I tell her parents?

I do NOT support the Death Eaters AT ALL. It's just that they're bloody fucking SCARY. I know none of you support them. Please don't draw attention to yourselves.

I heard that someone broke the Ministry's showers after dropping his or her journal in the water, and experienced a nasty shock. Is that possible?

I can't believe they interrupted Gilderoy Lockhart. When I Floo the WWN to ask about work, I'm also going to ask whether they're repeating the actual programme.

Thank you for the gifts!

Do you think it's the Minister? I heard he was going to retire. It's absolutely awful as it is, but to think that he got killed just as he was about to retire makes it worse. What if it was going to be his last day?

This is probably not the best timing, but we've finally decided on Susan Louise Bones.

You're so cute. Oooh, yes, you are. Ah, pfffffffffffft. Pffffffffffffft. Pffffffffff-- Oh, damn. Sorry about that. Scratch that

We think we're in la I'm in labour, but we can't go to the hospital just yet.

Pip pip, cheerio. I say, old chap, when do you expect to be home from searching for Merlin? I should think you would like to see your niece or nephew born with a plum in his or her mouth.

I know he's probably a horrible, despicable person, but I feel just a little bad for Gibbon. Going on trial in his condition is probably very stressful. All of them seem very sick already. It'll probably drag on because they don't want a repeat of those who were taken to Azkaban, and then taken to the DMLE cells. After all, they confessed too, though there were more people rushing to their defence than there were for Gibbon. I wonder if he knows. And if he doesn't die succumb to his delicate condition during the trial, what happens when he gets sentenced to Azkaban? Will anyone still look after him? But I do know that everyone -- including those waiting for their cases to be re-investigated -- deserves to know their fate as quickly as possible. And if he really is a Death Eater, all the people who've suffered because of them deserve some justice.

Do house-elves bruise? If they do, does bruise paste work on them?